Creepypasta X Reader Oneshots

(LEMON) Offenderman x Reader

((I am so ashamed....))

You walked down the streets of the small town, bags in hand after having just finished picking up a couple things you needed from the store for tonight.

See, believe it or not, you were married to THE Sexual Offenderman. You had been for two years now, and the both of you were preparing to celebrate your anniversary. The news came as a shock for all of the Creepypastas when your husband announced his proposal to you all that time ago. Truth be told, it was a surprise to himself as well.

Never did he imagine that he would settle down, but then you came along and flipped his world upside down. When he first saw you, you were just another one of his targets to victimize. However...when he moved in to make his move on you on that dark, fateful night....you socked him in the jaw and ran off. NO ONE had ever done that to him before. Well, a few tried, but they never succeeded. You did, however.

And that action started an entire ballad between you and the Pasta that was once a womanizing offender. The Pasta that was willing to change his very way of living for YOU. As long as he was the dominant one in the bed room. That was his deal with you. You whip him whenever he misbehaves, he whips you whenever you two were alone in a bedroom. ((sorry, had to try and make this situation light with terrible jokes XD))

Within the bags you carried were ingredients that were to be used in the meal you planned to cook tonight, all that you would need to make his favorite dish. After last year's anniversary, when he had tried to 'woo' you by lighting a trail of candles throughout the darkened house that led to the bedroom.....well, let's just say the night ended with the trail of rose petals that he had strewn along with the candles caught fire and you had to buy new carpeting. And new drapes. And new wallpaper. And furniture. And a few other things that got burned that night.

Needless to say, YOU were the one doing the romantic mushy stuff this time. You didn't want another disaster, so you had Offendy promise you that he would do nothing that involved flames.

((OK, yeah no, I can't do this. I was gonna try my best to try and give people an update and I don't care if I lost a bet, I'll take the punishment of this, I just can't do this. You and Offendy just had a lovely anniversary, then he got kinky because he's fucking Sexual Offenderman and then you did the do, the end, I'M SORRY!

If you want an actual freaking lemon then I can recommend some to you because I had to read a few to learn what I needed to do for this. Needless to say, I lost my innocence. ANYWAYS, GOODBYE FOR NOW YOU HORNY LOVELIES, IT'S A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YA, BYE BYE YOU BOMBSHELL BEAUTIES))