Pick-Up Line, Bootycall, and Jesus

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Y/n has added Dmac, Allysus, Laur, Manibear, and Camzi to group chat.

Y/n👊: I want to be a Stud😌

Dmac💁: Good luck with that😂

Allysus👼: I have faith that you can be☺️

Laur😍: don't lie to her, Alls

Manibear💅: lml😹

Camzi🌵: lol that's mean, Lo!😂

Y/n👊: let me finish, plz!😤

Laur😍: sorry continue, idiot🤗

Y/n👊: thank you. Now, I want to be a stud 😌

Y/n👊: I have the STD, all I need is U 😏😏

Dmac💁: Ewww dawg that's nasty. Ain't no one gonna fall for that. Yo STD infected ass😖

Manibear💅: that's so wrong on so many levels😵

Laur😍: that sucked balls, like you do.

Y/n👊: i don't suck dick, ya know I'm a vag girl. And you know it very well😏😉

Camzi🌵: What's an STD?🙊

Allysus👼: something Y/n apparently has.🙅

Y/n👊: I don't have an STD! It was a pick up line!😩

Dmac💁: Mhm ok🤔

Y/n👊: I don't! 😠

Laur😍: then that pick up line sucked ass cause it would get you no girls

Y/n👊: well sorry I had to look up pick up lines since the Jauregui effect steals all the girls I start to like! 😒

Laur😍: still a shitty pick up line

Y/n👊: Go fuck yourself 😠

Laur😍: why would i do that, when you know you will.😏

Y/n👊: I won't.

Manibear💅: why you always lyin, why tf you lyin mmm oh my god stop fuckin lyin

Camzi🌵: 😂😂😂

Laur😍: Y/n...I'm home alone💁

Y/n👊: I'll be there in 5...

Dmac, Mani, Camzi:😂😂😂lmfao

Y/n👊: shut up, bitches.

Dmac💁: just go be Lauren's booty call. Be sure to give me details

Allysus👼: Y'all need Jesus.

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