Signs When They Stub Their Toe

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Aries: GOD FLIPPING DANG IT! *breaks down the door*

Taurus: POOP MAN!

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!

Cancer: FLIP *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*

Leo: *screams while lying face down in bed*

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD SHOES

Libra: Goodbye cruel world

Scorpio: *rips door off hinges* NO MORE

Capricorn: *his the door* STOP

Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE, I SWEAR

Pisces: BUT WHY ME

This is extremely late, sorry! See ya all in the next chapter!

Till then,
~Orchid

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