Lol there will be [CENSORED] things in this
Aries: I'm about as violent and intimidating as a pink butterfly
Taurus: You don't like bacon? You must be a vegetarian
Gemini: Basically I am petrified of anyone using my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absolutely horrific or embarrassing that I had no idea was there
Cancer: What kind of micro[(not really a bad word I just don't wanna say it) CENSORED] must you have to make you do this? You're not impressing anyone, you are the cancer of human kind
Leo: What kind of bloody peasant do you take me for?
Virgo: I'm a nice, friendly, unintimidating, polite guy, I guess just some things irk me... Like stupid people
Libra: Even though I spend like 10 hours in the Internet, I don't spend more than 5 minutes on Facebook otherwise I want to go on a [CENSORED]ing killing spree
Scorpio: Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead
Sagittarius: I don't know what I'm doing with my existence
Capricorn: I actively try to make myself look like an unapproachable [CENSORED]hole just to avoid conversation
Aquarius: One Direction have like 3 million followers and of those 80% probably believe in Larry more than they might in Jesus
Pisces: I just feel that the world will be a lot better if more people would calm the [CENSORED] down and stop caring too much
See ya all in the next chapter!
Till then,
~Orchid
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Zodiac Signs
عشوائيZodiac things for your zodiac needs! Will try and update daily! There is no planned number of chapters overall. I will end the story when it needs to :3 Please enjoy! Also, Aquarius pride! Anyone else? No? Ok, just read on... (Rated mature because I...
