Chapter Seven: Its back

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So they went back.
And it was worst. Their was not alot of sexy chicks and not a lot of Chillidogs.
Sonic:"Wait... Wh... What happened it this place?"
Icepix:"Well.. The Eggman trashed the place. Now we're all gonna die."
Sonic:"No.. No... No it can't. Where will I go to go to clubs. And my brother. Manic."
Shadow:"Well Sonic. All good things come to an end."
Sonic:"No it wont! can stand up for this place! And we can fight back against Eggman! Now who's with me!"
Everyone but sonic:" Yeah!"
Sonic:"Alright let's go!"
Sonic:" Tails, can you make a machine to destroy Eggman team."
Tails:"You bet I can!"
Sonic:"Good now let's get going!"
5 day later.
Dr.Eggman:"Hahahaha! I love destroying things with you Omega bot. Now I need to talk with the king."
So they.. Broke into the castle.
Dr.Eggman:"Well well. Look who we have here."
Manic:" okay. Fine you can take everything here."
Dr.Eggman:"Really?..."
Manic:"Well I knew this was coming so.... ATTACK!!!"
Buzzokas where everywhere, but Eggman destroyed them.
Manic:"Okay uhhhhh. U can take everything, but not my sexy stripers!"
Eggman:"Oh I will take them and i make them suck my giant penis!"
Manic:"Noooo! Y the Sperms!"
Then Eggman took everything!
Sonic:"Hey bro. Hows it been?"
Manic:"Sonic! That the lord your here! I need your help! This.....Mr. Testickles guy came and he has trashed the place!"
Shadow:"Don't worry Sonic's brother, wie will save this place."
Manic:"Great Cuz now Eggman has stolen all the sexy Chicks!"
Then Sonic sadly slowly walked away, then collapse and cry.
Mean while at Eggman's new "kingdom"
Eggman:"Oh yeah that looks sexy. That looks super Sexy! OMG this will make my giant penis boiling!
Eggbot:"Master! What the f"*#k R U doing in the computer!!"
Eggman:"Uhhhhh. Close close close close!"
Eggbot:" Ah ha. I gotcha now motherfuh!*GASP* Master. How dare you. Watch human porn and robot porn!!"
Eggman:"Uhhhhhhhhh!"
Eggbot:"Well I gottcha mother f$%ker on camera!"
OMG Lol WTF FYI Bird is the word Penis penis penis!
Eggbot:"Your stripers are ready Master.
Eggman:"Ohhhhhhhh yeah!"
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