CHAPTER 3
"Holy shin guards" Mike is laughing as I'm squealing throughout the movie at the jump scares.
"Jesus Christ! What's wrong with you Mad?" He says smiling and I shoot my best glare at him.
"You know I hate horror movies, douchebag"
"Awwww come on" he says ruffling my hair and I set the popcorn bowl (not to gently may I add) right on his "area" and he groans in pain.
"Aww come on" I say mocking him and ruffling his hair too.
" fucking hell Maddy" he groans in pain and I laugh.
"That's what you get!" I say and stick my tongue out at him.
Obviously the crotch injury didn't hurt too bad because he grins like the Cheshire cat before reaching out towards me.
"NO. NO, NO, NO." I say swatting his hands away with a pillow.
Too bad for me that I'm best friends with the quarterback on the football team. Ugh why does he have to be so strong.
Before I can think straight he's launched up, (popcorn has spewed everywhere) and he starts tickling me.
"Mercy! God! Mikey! Oh my God. Stop! AAAH FUCK!"
he stops immediately.
"Did you just swear?!" he says. I'm the person who'll use alternative swear words. I never ever swear. or I try not to at least.
"maybe..." I say and I think Mike has genuine tears in his eyes.
"Oh my God" he gasps while pretending to wipe a tear from his eye. "I'm so proud of you Mads" he says and he hugs me so tight I can't breathe.
Let's just say I take advantage of the situation.
"MADS! HOLY SHIT! STOP TICKLING ME! MERCY! MERCY! I SAID FUCKING MERCY!"
oops! did he say mercy?..... :)))))))
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