Freaky Markiplier

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"Mark......"y/n yawned

I didnt answer, i just wanted to stay in bed .

"MARK!" She pushed me

I fell of the bed "FUCK!"

"IM HUNGRY, AND I WANT FOOD NOW!" She threw a fit

"Ok...just calm down"

"NO!" She threw a pillow to my face and laughed

"Oh....thats it!"

I grabed a pillow and tried putting the pillow on a high shelf...ik im short myself, but still taller than her. She ran to go get the pillow...but you know, she couldn't.

"MARK!" She whined

"Yessss" i chuckled

"1 thats rude and 1.5 thats very rude and 2..I WANT FOOD" she stomped her feet

"Ok Jesus.." I rasied my hand like I was surrendering.

We got dressed and i took her to her favorite restaurant *insert your favorite restaurant, im just gonna use.. olive garden as an example, because im at it :)*. She was so happy, and i havent even done anything!

"Can you turn on the radio mark?" She said while she looked out the window.

"Yea sure y/n"

I turned on the music and fucking highschool musical came on... I guess it was a kids station?

"What the fuck mark...High school musical?" She was laughing so hard.

I think she even snorted a little.

"Ok I promise I wasn't listening to highschool musical, I PROMISE...I'll change it." I quickly changed it toa different station.

The first words were

"Ill fuck you up against the wall baby"

And my eyes grew wide, she started to laugh even more.

"Uh... i have no fucking idea ok!" My face was getting red.

So i changed it again... it was a commercial this time... and what it said...killed me.

"Hey you, yea you! I know theres a beautiful lady next to you, and i know... you want to...do it with her,WELL I GOT THE PERFECT THING FOR YOU.. Trojan Condoms!"

"WHAT THE FUCK, DOES THE WORLD HATE ME" I screamed

She was dying.

"NO MORE MUSIC!" I turned off the radio and looked straight forward.

"How about I do it" she chuckled.

"How about this" she suggested

"It's alot better than what played so yes"

She sang to it, it was adorable. I laughed, and she turned around facing towards me.

"WHAT, theres something funny!" She daid in a fake grumpy tone.

"No, its just...adorable" i said as i pulled into the parking lot

"Well here we are!" I unbuckled my seat belt.

We got out, it was fucking cold and she didnt have a jacket, luckily i had one in the car. I went back to the car and got the jacket out and gave it to her.

"aw thanks...can I keep it?" She looked up into my eyes

I chuckled "fine"

Sorry, im gonna update after i finish eating when im done, i will update again for you guys!♡ ily~serina