TRYING TO FIND DRESSY SHOES FOR SOMETHING:
-Heels: Are you f-ing kidding me?
-Flats: Sawing your ankle off
-Boots: How to Bake You Toes
Decides on flats
*Gets home after thing*
"Mom, Where are the Muppet Band-Aids?"
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Rants Of The Century
RandomHello, fellow pissed off person. Would you like to rant? Yes? Good. Hi, I'm Parachute and I felt like making a rant book about stuff so yea. You can comment stuff on my opinion, but you may not like it. Welcome to the R.L.B.U., aka Ranting Lost...
