Derek dramatically walked into The Patrick Dempsey Center for Cancer Hope & Healing one stormy afternoon. He senses something was awry on this particular morning. He looked in the mirror and saw himself staring back at him, but at this second in time he realized that it is not a mirror, and that is not McDreamy. It is the forlorned Patrick Dempsey for whom this hospital is named after. Derek shrieked and jump up for what seemed like a mile. He was in shock, he assumed that all the tales of Patrick Dempsey were just myths made up to scare the little children. He tried to figure out his next move.... he would go into a boxing stance! Perfect Patrick would never see it coming! Wait! No he couldn't do that he had only took boxing lessons for like a week and according to all the tales about Patrick, he has a black belt in boxing. He ran out of ideas just like I am running out of ideas for this story.
Once Derek snapped back to reality he looked up a realized the reflection was gone. He continued walking ignoring what just went down. He walked into the elevator to go do rounds. Once in the elevator he noticed he wasn't alone he was in the presence of the most annoying, smelly, stupid intern ever.... Meredith Grey. As the elevator doors started to close he realized it was too late to sprint out. What has he done to deserve this, he thought as he began to hear her loud dog like panting. Oh how he hoped that she wouldn't try to spark up a conversation with him. As they waited in silence, with the exceptions of Meredith's loud panting, Derek restrained the urge to punch Meredith. "Thank God" Derek thought as the elevator arrived at his stop. As he ran out of the elevator he screamed back at Meredith "BYE DON'T FOLLOW ME!"
Relieved that he was finally free, Derek ran to get his newest patient's papers. On his way he literally stumbled upon his wife Addison. "Ow!" yelped Addison. Derek quickly hopped up and offered his hand to pick up his wife. Addison started to get up then Derek let go quickly and let her fall on to her back, he laughed and then stepped on her face and walked away. Oh I forgot to mention that Addison is Derek's EX-wife.
He galloped into his patient's room feeling like he could get hit by a truck and it wouldn't hurt him at all. "Hello Renee and Penny" said Derek to the set of conjoined twins. They both said hi back. Derek couldn't help but notice how repulsive they were so he turned away. Once he turned back, they were both in v fib. They needed a peanutbutter and jelly-dectomy right away. He grabbed out the peanut butter knife and the jelly spoon. He did his best to save them but it was too late they died a tragic death. He shrugged it off and said the time of death and walked out of the room.
He walked down the hall and on the elevator. Once he got in he realized he wasn't alone he crossed his fingers hoping it was Meredith... Oh thank God! It was only Burke who happened to be his best friend and the best cardiac surgeon in like the WHOLE world! "Heyyyyy Burke" Derek said in a flirtatious tone. "Hey Derek..." Burke said in a robotic monotone. Before the elevator opened Derek went in for a hug, Burke leaned backwards awkwardly to avoid Derek's arms coming out at him. The doors opened and Burke got out of the elevator, and Derek was left there frowning. While the elevator was still open Meredith got in. Just as he was about to step out the doors closed. "Gosh I should start taking the stairs if I am going to keep running into this psycho!" Derek thought. Meredith waved at Derek and dropped all her papers that she was holding. "GOD MEREDITH CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?" Derek screeched. Meredith bent down quickly to pick up her papers, she was obliviously red in the face. Derek didn't seem to care, all he cared about nowadays was being chief.
He started to wondering, maybe that's why he was in such a bad mood and let a patient die. Basically everyone is trying to take Chief Webber's spot as chief and Derek seemed to want it more than anyone. That old coot of a chief, that smells like farts, was bound to retire at some point and this seemed like the perfect timing for Derek. Since his current divorce he was able to do so much more helping at the hospital. The elevator doors opened good thing too he was close to slapping her. Aw shoot Derek thought as he walked and Meredith seemed to be following him. He turned around to tell her to scram and that was when he realized that Meredith wasn't alone now she had her annoying, know it all friend with her, Cristina. Derek shivered just thinking her name, she had taken Burke from him. Ugh he just remembered that they are both on his service today. Boy would this be a tough day to get through at least he had that piece of cake in his fridge at home that he knew he was going to get to eat later today. Okay back to reality.. or at least that's what Derek thought. Meredith was now right in front of him. "What?!?" Derek said sassily. "Shouldn't we be getting to the patients?" Meredith said. "Don't tell me what to do" snapped back Derek. "Okay onto rounds" Derek screamed into Meredith's face.
