twitter // sidemen

chapter six

@zerkaahd - Simonnnnn? Are you hereeee? I'm so boredddddd

@miniminter7 - joshhhhhhh. im hereeeeeee. im so bored toooooooo

@zerkaahd - Did you just mimic me?

@miniminter7 - maybeeeee, maybe not ;)

@zerkaahd - Haha, haha, ha. Very funny Simon(!)

@miniminter7 - i know i am josh :)))

@zerkaahd - *Sigh*

@miniminter7 - so joshua, what are you doing this fine day?

@zerkaahd - Literally just sitting at home and chilling, you?

@miniminter7 - literally same. all of my friends either have lives or are too lazy to come round. like, im literally messaging harry, ethan and you right now

@zerkaahd - I'm messaging you, Tobi and Vik atm.

@miniminter7 - you know what would be sick?

@zerkaahd - Idk, what would be sick?

@miniminter7 - if we made a group chat with both of our mates in it...

@zerkaahd - Okay, that would be so sick! You making it or me?

@miniminter7 - i will make it with me, harry, ethan and you. you add in whoever else you want

@zerkaahd - Okay! I'm really excited and idk why!

@miniminter7 - same oh my god

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@miniminter7 added @zerkaahd, @wroetoshaw and @behzinga to a group.

@zerkaahd added @tobjizzle and @vikkstar123 to the group.

@behzinga - Simon, who the fuck are @zerkaahd @tobjizzle and @vikkstar123 ?

@miniminter7 - well @zerkaahd is called josh and i have been messaging him for a week or so and the other 2 are his mates and i have never spoken to them before

@behzinga - K. Cool I guess.

@vikkstar123 - HI IM VIK!

@tobjizzle -im tobi. please ignore vik's enthusiasm

@behzinga - Is he like this all the time?

@zerkaahd - Yes he is and it gets so fucking annoying

@vikkstar123 - HEY! DON'T BE RUDE

@wroetoshaw - Hi...

@miniminter7 - hello harold

@wroetoshaw - Why am I here?

@miniminter7 - josh can answer, i cba

@zerkaahd - Wow Si. You are so lazy! Basically we were talking and we thought it would be cool to make a group chat with mine and Simon's friends.

@wroetoshaw - Oh, okay. Seems legit.

@tobjizzle - okay so @wroetoshaw is harry, @behzinga is ethan and @miniminter7 is simon, am i right?

@behzinga - Yep! And you are Tobi, @vikkstarr123 is Vik and @zerkaahd is Josh, right?

@tobjizzle - yeah!

@vikkstar123 - I have a very important question for Simon...

@behzinga - Wow! You didn't type in caps for once! Congrats dude!

@vikkstar123 - IM GONNA TYPE IN CAPS AGAIN TO ANNOY YOU ALL NOW

@zerkaahd - Fuck you Vik.

@miniminter7 - what did you want to ask vik?

@vikkstar123 - OH YEAH. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME MINIMINTER?

@behzinga - It's coz he has a small dick

@miniminter7 - fuck off ethan. it's because i have an older brother, so im the MINI minter, minter being my last name.

@zerkaahd - Yeah, yeah, whatever you say Si ;)

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hello!

ive changed the title of this book from am i falling to twitter because it kinda fits better idk

idk if i like this chapter but oh well

vote and comment on this chapter pleaseeeee

ilysm and baiiiii :) x