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chapter eleven

Simon - hello, i made a group chat!

Jide - no shit sherlock

Josh - Soooo... What do we talk about now?

Tobi - how awesome tobi is :)

Ethan - How about no lol

Vik - There's no need to be rude Ethan

Ethan - I can't help it, rudeness comes naturally to me ;)

'Vik' changed their name to 'Vik⭐️'

Josh - Really Vik?

Vik⭐️ - Yeppp :)

'Ethan' changed their name to 'Behzy-Boo😎'

Josh - Ethan, don't join him!

Behzy-Boo😎 - I'm not Ethan, I'm Behzy-Boo ;)))

Josh - Fuck off Behz

'Simon' changed their name to 'Wedgeman💪🏼'

Josh - WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT JOINING HIM?!

Wedgeman💪🏼 - fuck off josh

Josh - :(((

'Jide' changed their name to 'I have a big dick😏'

Josh - First, STOP ENCOURAGING THE CHILD, and second, wtf?!

I have a big dick😏 - only telling the truth fam

'Tobi' changed their name to 'Tabi Cat😸'

Josh - Really? I guess I can let that one slide because it's cute...

Tabi Cat😸 - thanks joshy :)

Harry - I SHIP IT SO MUCH ASDFGHJKL

Josh - Ew no (no offence Tobi!)

Tabi Cat😸 - none taken, you're not my type anyway lol

Vik⭐️ - What is your type?

Tabi Cat😸 - ummm, short, dark eyes and hair, good sense of humour, not an absolute dick, nerdy, cute, idk what else lol

Josh - That's literally the opposite of Kieran, why did you even like him.

Tabi Cat😸 - PEOPLE CHANGE JOSH

'Harry' changed their name to 'Boggy😎'

Behzy-Boo😎 - DONT USE MY EMOJI, ONLY I AM THE COOL SUNGLASSES DUDE!

Boggy😎 - Fuck off Ethan.

Behzy-Boo😎 - CHANGE YOU EMOJI YOU LITTLE SHIT

Boggy😎 - Fine, jesus🙄

'Boggy😎' changed their name to 'Boggy💩'

Boggy💩 - Better?

Behzy-Boo😎 - Much

I have a big dick😏 - has anyone else noticed that tobi literally just a described vik...

Boggy💩 - I SHIP IT MORE THAN JOSH AND TOBI FUCK AFSHSKDLSHA

Wedgeman💪🏼 - you are such a white girl harry smh

Wedgeman💪🏼 - i 100% agree though, vobi is love, vobi is life

Josh - Vobi is such a cute ship name oh my gosh!

Vik⭐️ - Stop shipping us, it's weeeeiiirrrddd :/

Tabi Cat😸 - ^^^

Behzy-Boo😎 - But you just came out as gay so it's more acceptable for us to make gay jokes to you...

Vik⭐️ - Well, I'm not gay, and Josh is bi, make fun of him too!

Josh - Fuck off Vik.

Behzy-Boo😎 - On a serious note here, minizerk is also a gr8 ship

Wedgeman💪🏼 - wtf is a 'minizerk'?

Boggy💩 - ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Even I knew that fam!

Behzy-Boo😎 - Miniminter + Zerkaa = MiniZerk, basically your guys' ship name

Josh - Please don't ship Simon and I, it's weird... He's straight.

I have a big dick😏 - no he isn't lol

Tabi Cat😸 - WAIT WHAT?

Vik⭐️ - DAFUQ??

Josh - Wait, is this true? Wtf?!

Wedgeman💪🏼 - slides back into dms

Wedgeman💪🏼 - i hate you so fucking much olajide...

I have a big dick😏 - oops, sorry fam, i forgot that was meant to be a secret :/

Behzy-Boo😎 - Wait, so it's true??

Wedgeman💪🏼 - yeah, im pansexual...

Boggy💩 - Wait, what is pansexual again?

Wedgeman💪🏼 - pansexual is when a person is attracted to every gender - male, female, transgender etc.

Boggy💩 - Oh, okay. Good for you!

Wedgeman💪🏼 - well, this conversation has been fun, but i have a video to edit and im exhausted, so bye!😂

I have a big dick😏 - same lol, night lads

Josh - Goodnight all!

Behzy-Boo😎 - Jesus, why are you so formal Josh? Night

Boggy💩 - Goodbyeeee

Vik⭐️ - GOODNIGHT FRIENDS :)

Tabi Cat😸 - goodnight g's :)

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idk about this chapter but oh well

pls leave some suggestions for what they can all talk about because im running out of ideas ahahahaha

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byeeeeee <3