Random Sickness or Random When Sick?

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  • Dedicated to My friends Megan and Kristen
                                    

ALOHA!!!

Notice how this time I didn't add the warning. Didn't need it. If you've made it this far, You know the drill. But if you REALLY wanna read it...

WARNING:

This rant will be totally annoying and may possibly end you up in a mental institute. Some things written may be taken as offensive, but were not intentionally written as such. The following rant nor it's author or the author's friends or acquaintances can be held responsible for any mental health issues or an acquired taste for loud rock music to it's readers. Readers may begin to realize the pain of others has become funny to them. Readers may comment as they like, as long as any comments are not offensive to the author, the author's friends or acquaintances. Viewer's drowning in hate for these people is predicted.

Okay, so this one is actually slightly rant-ish, not just something I think of randomly and decide to elaborate on.

Whenever I get sick (Yeah that's right, one week later and I'm still sick. I have bronchitis, yuck) I get severely random, as you know, right? So I was thinking about this and it confuses me. How do my random sicknesses lead to randomness itself? Isn't it stupid how that works? I mean, I'm naturally random and everything, but  I get ten times more random when I'm sick. It's like the only sane part of my brain decides to go on a trip to Hawaii (explanation for the greeting at the top of the page) and all I'm left with is randomness and a pinch of stupidity. A part of my brain returned, at least, so I can rant.

So I get this medicine stuff for my bronchitis, right? And they're these red and yellow pills. My brother just prances happily down the stairs (jk, he doesn't prance around happily. Dude tries to be supah tough, it's why there's a bench press in the basement) and he tells me my medicine looks like drugs. I look at the pills and I'm like, 'Bro, your stupid'. He shrugs and goes away. But now I'm scared because whenever I take the pills I can't stop smiling and laughing. Would this new doctor actually give me DRUGS for medicine?... Let's hope not. Crossing our fingers.

Anyways, who else has noticed how I am when I'm sick? Do you know anyone else like me? If you do, tell me! I don't like being alone, and if there are others I'd feel less like I was on drugs or something.

Anyways, I'm sorry that this rant isn't very long, but eh.

-Hamie♥

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