My Thoughts

Yay! It's About ME!

WARNING:

This rant will be totally annoying and may possibly end you up in a mental institute. Some things written may be taken as offensive, but were not intentionally written as such. The following rant nor it's author or the author's friends or acquaintances can be held responsible for any mental health issues or an acquired taste for loud rock music to it's readers. Readers may begin to realize the pain of others has become funny to them. Readers may comment as they like, as long as any comments are not offensive to the author, the author's friends or acquaintances. Viewer's drowning in hate for these people is predicted.

Hello, my lovely readers!

If you've made it to this chapter without skipping everything else, bravo! If you just skipped everything else and went to this chapter, you are not at all awesome. Okay? Okay. So today's topic, as you can see, is about ME! I bet you think it's about me me, right? Partially wrong. If you've seen the dedications of the last two or three (lost count. Don't judge me!) rants, they've all been about Planet ME!, my planet. So I will say what bits of my personality were put into the thinking up of that planet.

Okay, so anybody who actually has a planet made up in your brain is actually really smart, because then you could get people to move there, and they'd listen to you because all the houses are for rent and stuff, so they don't want to be evicted, AND you'd be REALLY smart because all of their brains would be in your brain, because you thought up the planet. So unless the whole population is stupid, you'll be like, really smart. So that part of Planet ME! is dedicated to my smarticalnessality.

Another thing about having your own planet; it has to be based on who you are. If you're really boring, not as many people will want to be on your planet because they'll all be like, oh, there's a planet that actually HAS a personality, and leave you. So to avoid this, put a bit of your creativity into your planet. Like for instance; I'm random. So the sky of Planet ME! is magenta with bright green polka dots and the ground is orange. All the houses are different shades and colors and such, and everyone's skin tones are colorful. Also, if you live on Planet ME! you have to have an awesome catch phrase. Mine is Phooey! when something goes wrong. Other than that, simple things like Ole! when things go my way and You ---... You know, let's just say what I didn't say there is what I say when I get mad, and something quite similar to that when I get hurt.

Something else you need is a few epicly named pets. Mine are:

-Tralala the Purple Duck

-George the Opossum

-Paco the Majestic Turkey

And quite recently:

-Billybob the Purple Alien Baby

-Henri the Orange Monster

And today in the Art Room:

-Super Potato

Yeah, you know you love them. I'll get my friend Lindsay to make a slideshow for them, showing each picture. Well, the picture of George, Billybob, Henri and Super Potato. Yeah, I guess Tralala also. But Paco is still in my brain. I'll draw him before her Internet goes back up. Haha, her internet's down til' the end of next week. She fails!

Another thing you need to do is have a best friend you can laugh at when something bad happens to her to keep up a happy vibe. It's so funny, because she FAILS! jk Linds if you read this you know you're mah buddy!

Anyways, so guess what? My friend Sam was all like, 'Wow, Hamie, you have a messed up brain. I wonder what it would be like if you ran the world.' So then I'm like, 'I already know, do YOU know what it would be like if YOU ran the world?' and she was like 'Uh, yeah I do, and I bet I'd run the world way better than you.' and I'm like 'Oh yeah?' and she's like 'Yeah.' so I'm like, 'Well, that's rude.' And so she's like, 'Save the Little Miss Polite act, I know you too well. Let's have a contest to see who can come up with the best planet with the best laws!' And I'm like 'Aw, yeah!' And she's like 'I'm so gonna win.' and I'm like 'no you're not I am!' and she's like 'I would bet you a hundred bucks, but I don't wanna rob you of a hundred bucks.' Ugh, Sam! She makes me so mad sometimes! But we're still friends, because we're both awesome.

Anyways, so on Tuesday we decided to have everything ready for our contest. This guy Tyler is gonna judge it, and since he hates both of us it's perfect, because he won't be all 'Oh, I like you, but you're my favorite!'. We're both equally hated!

I know it seems strange that someone like me (hi!) has so many enemies. But well, we're not actually enemies, we're just not always kind to each other because I do mean things and then the person you might think, is my enemy would do something in retaliation, but we're all okay friends!

So anyways, the moral of the story is if you want an awesome planet, you need a list of public enemies. Sam=Public Enemy #1, because I don't like her...kidding!

So yeah, that's it I guess. Wish me luck in that little contest on Tuesday. It's not Monday because we didn't wanna ruin Halloween. Aren't we smarticle?

I better go, because my brother's beating my other brother up and I wanna watch. Question for you guys before I go: If you lived on my planet, what colors would you use for your house, skin, hair, eyes, and things of the sort. Also, if you were a CHICKEN on my planet, what do you think your name would be?

I really don't wanna miss this beat down, so...

Grab a mop, a knife, a cup of water and two idiot brothers with a grudge against each other and give the other supplies to them because it's so funny! I know, I've got a problem, but can you blame me? I hear choking noises!

Bye!

-Hamie♥