Vtipy o učiteľoch

A little English

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How do you put an

elephant inside a fridge?

TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open

the fridge and put it in. I have

another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How do you put a donkey

inside the fridge?

TEACHER: It's easy, you just open

the fridge and put it in.

STUDENT: No sir, You just open the

fridge take out the elephant and put

it in.

TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!

STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If

all the animals went to the lion's

birthday party, and one animal went

missing which one would it be?

TEACHER: The lion of course!

Because it would eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey

because it's still inside the fridge.

TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.

TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river where crocodiles live and you wanted to cross,

how would you?

TEACHER: There's no way, I would

need a boat to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and

cross it because all the

animals went to the lion's birthday

party.