:Donald trump:
I was crusin down the street thank the devil he let me back alive. "Ey m8 get your wrinkly beautiful ass over here" something rasped. I walk over to the valley where the noise came from and I couldn't believe my butthole it was Pepe....
Shit I felt like I was in love all over again! "Yo my darlin Donald when did you get back I've been waiting want some crack?" Pepe said as he sniffed more. " sure I'll take some" I walked over and sniffed with him.
After we were done we went over to my house new reporters came but I just said " make America gr8 again" and they left moi et Pepe got to go to sleep( if you know what I mean by sleep ;) gigiddy) but they all stopped when SHREK CAME IT TRIPPING SHIT AGAIN! So as a loving father I gave him so advice " shrek drear if you gonna do drugs at least get decent drugs love you"
