Chapter 3

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  "U-uhh...." I answered. I'd never seen these anyone- or maybe thing like them. "Oh! You must be new to Wonderland! Are you Alice?" Michelle- or it asked.  I opened my mouth, but nothing came out. "We should take her to the king." The cat hybrid told her friend Michelle, I think her name is Hannah? They both locked their arms onto me and ran about 70 miles per hour. "H-hhEYY! PUT ME DOWN!" I kicked Michelle in the leg. "Nope." They both said in unison.

We kept running for what seemed like a half hour, until they took me to this king person was. "Whoop! Whoop!" Michelle shouted as we go there. I was panting from running with them. CURSE MY STUPID NOODLE LEGS! Well, i caught breath and the doors creaked. oH FUCKING TO THE BILLIEST OF CIPHERS- wait, what? The sigh read The Cipher Manor. "Wow. Cool place." I panted for a final time before catching my breath. "We know." The wolf and cat winked at me before the doors opened.

   "SUP NERDS!" A man said. It sounded familiar. Huh. Michelle unlinked arms with me and grabbed a boy who looked to be about ten out the door. "BYE BILL GOTS TO GO TO CLARINET CLASS!" She yelled. Uhhh...*lightbulb* WAIT BILL FUCKING CIPHER IN A FUCKING RABBIT HOLE JUST CALLED ME A NERD AND UGHHHHHH! "Yes, Pinetree.~" Bill responded. Oh shit.  Need. To. Get. Out.

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