y'all we fucking did it yeet time for me to write some more horseshit yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! but seriously thank you all ily. also, bill aint drunk but a certain pining boy is
"ah! stop i could've dropped my croissant!" bill replies, now with a croissant in his hand for some reason.
"oooh, im sorry!" i reply, turing around to him with doe eyes.
"its...um, fine." he says back with a blush on his face.
"aw someone's blushing~" i say whilst poking at his face.
"shut up..." he says getting even redder (yall redder is a palindrome i just realized that lol).
he looks around for a second, and says
"you wanna take this back to my place?"
"i-uh, for sex?" i ask.
"nO NO NO NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THAT! i mean, do you wanna just, get out of this, party and like, talk?"
"you know what? sure."
"alrighty, kiss me."
"wha-what?" i asked, shocked. "you know what? fuck it."
i kissed him.
on the lips.
and he's a demon.
and im barely an adult.
sHIT-
AND THEN WE WERE AT HIS PALACE.
but those goddamn furries were back.
"hola, my dude." michelle asked.
"hold up. look at these cute pens i got!" hannah (which is also a palindrome) replied.
"hannah, that's gay."
...
"michELLE WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS-" hannah was cut off by bill snapping them into the next room.
"let's go to my room where we can have some, uh, private time?" he said, extending his hand.
"oh, okay." i sputtered as i grabbed his hand with a tinge of pink to my face.
we walked up the stairs and once we got to his bedroom, we talked for what seemed like hours about life, hopes & dreams of ours. it was,
nice.
"do you ever just, wanna get out of a situation that you physically can, but societally cannot?" he asked me.
"of course! why do you ask?" i answered looking at him.
"i...created this world for the sake of me getting out of a marriage i didn't want to be in. this man has a lot of power that my dad wants, so he thought that in order for said man to share the wealth, i'd have to marry him. he deal was for in order to get my hand, he'd share half of his kingdom with the ciphers. little does my father know, he's a) human, and b) trying to expand his kingdon onto earth. im sure my father wouldn't mind global domination, but i hate the fact the you, dipper, your family & friends, and earth, would be helpless to 'our' kingdom. with no doubts, i created this, what should we call it?- wonderland-to pretend my wedding doesn't exist. and in fact, it's today! this world's time is much slower than in your 3rd dimension, so even though it's been an hour in your world, it's been a week in ours." he closes and falls backward onto the mattress.
"why are you running (WHY ARE YOU RUNNING) away from your problems, bill? it's your wedding and your future, just say no, or uh 'i don't'" i reply.
" i just- can't my father-"
"YES YOU CAN! JESUS CHRIST BILL, I LOVE YOU AND ALL BUT YOU'RE REALLY AN IDIOT! YOU'RE THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN FATE! IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS FOR YOURSELF, DO IT FOR ME. I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, I CAN'T BE YOUR MISTRESS THAT'S JUST WRONG! BUT IF YOU CARE AT ALL FOR OUR FUTURE, DO IT. IF YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND, COME OUT OF THIS WORLD AND FACE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, CAUSE I'M LEAVING!" i shouted.
"d-did you say you love-"
"goodbye."
"dipper. d-dipper? DIPPER!"
