Zayn Malik uploads a status:
What happened last night???
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Comments:
Niall Horan: u fucking thought I was Perrie. -_-
Liam Payne : he was also screaming "Perry the platapussy I want ur pussy!" ? :O
Perrie Edwards : he what?!
Harry Styles : he was smashing a pineapple and screaming " spongebob I know ur in there!!"
Zayn Malik: :o?
Louis Tomlinson: Harry u were talking to a trashcan -_-
Liam Payne: and Harry was trying to give me one of his nipples
Zayn Malik: I don't remember? hahahaha.
Niall Horan: he said he has four and wanted to share ;D
Liam Payne: oh but Niall was the worst
Harry Styles : what did he do??
Liam Payne: He came up to Demi and said she was growing a penis in her forehead ..and an ass on her chin
Demi Lovato: it made me sad :(
Niall Horan: Sorry.....
Harry Styles: Louis was calling Caroline a slut!
Zayn Malik: he was saying her floppy v*gina looked like two saggy balls o_o
Caroline Flack: that's nice -_-
Harry Styles : its not THAT floppy!
Louis Tomlinson : HARRY!
Harry Styles: sorry boobear :/
Taylor Swift: Harry can you sign my boobs??? ;)
Harry Styles: Where are they?
Louis Tomlinson : Oooo xD burn!
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