One Direction Facebook?(Comedy)PG-13

Status #33

Bob uploads a status:

This niggah go give birth to a cupcake soon -with Niall Horan

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Comments:

Niall Horan: lies

Harry Styles: it smells like cock over here

Taylor Swift: Sorry I just burped

Selena Gomez: TAYLOR !

Taylor Swift: I needed the money though :(

Louis Tomlinson: it's alright we all do crazy shit for the $

Selena Gomez: was it a big one Tay? ;)

Taylor Swift: that was the bad part it was bigger than Willy Wonka's chocolate factory tbh...

Harry Styles: how come it was bad?

Taylor Swift: I chocked on it all day :o

Niall Horan: perks of having a big dick ;)

Bob: shut up Niall and your pregnant ass

Zayn Malik: so I've heard you going to give birth to a cupcake

Bob: he is

Niall Horan: yeah and when I do I'll shove it up your ass Bob.

Perrie Edwards: yeah and when he does he will poop frosting instead of that green colorful shit :o

Niall Horan: how do you know?!

Perrie Edwards: you never seem to flush

Selena Gomez: that's why I have a No Nialler Aloud sign in front of my bathroom door and kitchen...

Louis Tomlinson: Harry we need one of those

Niall Horan: jealous asses

Taylor Swift: oh yeah my ass is SOOO jealous

Niall Horan: baby girl you don't even have an ass to begin with

Bob: Louis has an ass ;)

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Zayn Malik: nah. He just shoved melons up his ass

Louis Tomlinson: I smell jealousy ...

Harry Styles: and Niall's farts

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