Celebrity Deathclub

Part 1-Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber was performing at the deathclub on this very night on a stage that was the perfect type, according to Bieber himself.

There were a few rock icons like Mick Jagger and Paul Stanley at the club, but they were not interested in Bieber, they were more interested in the booze than the concert.

Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco was there, but he was up to a shit load of mischief, because that is what he is good at (oh and he is drunk too!) he was throwing smoke bombs onto the stage and doing backflips of the tables and screaming the lyrics to Victorious, which is his own song.

"Seriously Brendon, can you stop this fucking shit?" Justin complained

"OH WE GOTTA TURN UP THE CRAZY!

LIVING LIKE A WASHED UP CELEBRITY!

SHOOTING FIREWORKS LIKE ITS THE FOURTH OF JULYYYYYYYYY!

UNTIL WE FEEL ALRIGHT

UNTIL WE FEEL ALRIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTT!"

Brendon screamed whilst throwing champagne glasses at the stage 

And thats when Metallica walked in right when Justin started to whinge and wine like a pussy

And Bieber stared to wine and complain about Metallica coming in.

"Fuck this shit, he's gonna die tonight" James Hetfield of Metallica said and snuck up behind Justin and 

WHACK!

Hetfield smashes the guitar over Justin's head

"He just fell over and died" Michael Rosen said looking at the dead body

Security then took the dead body into the garbage outside and walked away 

And it was all lovely from there........

.....For now.