On this clear night, the death club was filled with supporters of Donald Trump who had just celebrated his big win to become president, everyone was getting tipsy and drunk on this night because there were cheap drinks and there was live music by Skrillex. Trump was having the time of his life with all the chicks that were there. Trump knew he already had a wife, but he wasn't thinking straight because he was drunk.
"Mmmmm, Bing Bong" Trump said while trying to flirt with one of the chicks as she tried to walk away from him
"Fuck off you creepy idiota, I have a boyfriend" one of the chicks said trying to also get away from Trump
"Trump walked off to the bar without any chicks to grab some scotch
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Meanwhile outside the death club there was construction on a new Prank Patrol HQ next door to the club, one of walls was just being built and was being moved to the building when Scotty and the ninjas showed up.
"Hey Scotty,Donald Trump is in that nightclub next door, he says he wants to built a wall" Ninja 1 said "Wanna prank him with a actual wall?"
"Fuck yeah"Scotty replied "Lets use one of the walls from our HQ, we'll show this asshole that we can still prank"
The Ninjas took the crane that was at the construction site and picked the wall up and moved it to the death club. Everyone in the club noticed the giant shadow of the wall and ran out of the club
Everyone except Donald Trump who was too drunk to move anywhere
"YOU READY NINJAS!" Scotty screamed
"FUCK YEAH NO MORE TRUMP" The Ninjas shouted back
"Ok humans" Scotty said to the crowd "Donald Trump is still in the club but we are going to pretend to drop this wall as a prank"
"THREE, TWO, ONE, DROP!" The large crowd outside shouted
BOOM!
The large wall was dropped onto the death club destroying everything that was there
Two security men went into the rubble and took the dead body of Trump out to the crowd
"Hey look a note" Skrillex said as he picked up the note from Trump's jacket
It read
You just got pranked by the Prank Patrol
Security then took Trump's body to the secret where Justin Bieber's body was after his death by guitar.
And there was no walls built in Mexico.
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Celebrity Deathclub
FantasyIn the most famous nightclub in the world, where all the celebs go... Only the good ones survive and get out alive.