Assassination Classroom One-Shots

Punishment {Karma x Reader}

Lan: First we have Karma-kun.
Karma: *appears behind Lan with a knife* You don't seem very enthusiastic.
Lan: *spins around to face Karma* That's cos I like Nagisa and Isogai more than you-- sadistic devil.
Karma fangirls: *Race onto stage with pitchforks* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Lan: Oh f%#$.
Karma fangirls: *circle around me*
Karma: *holds a knife to my throat*
Nagisa and [Y/N]: *sweatdrops*
Koro-sensei: Now now now... no violence permitted. *grabs Lan and [Y/N] and breaks through the stage roof*
Lan: Oh s^%&, how am I gonna repair that with my measly budget?!

~~oh gawd, oh hell NO~~

"Time to go to P. E." Koro-sensei said, and shuffled out of the classroom. "I'm going to get gelato~!"

Everyone groaned. "Koro-sensei, you dessert eating idiot yellow greedy tako!!!"

Koro-sensei had already gone by then, so you all sweatdropped and went out to the field.

"Class! Today we will be doing wrestling!" Karasuma-sensei said. "You will be paired up with a person of the opposite gender. I will choose the pairs."

"But I wanna be with Me-" Yada pouted, before you slapped your hand on her mouth. "Shhhh..."

"So, Kimura with Okuda, Hazama with Takebayashi, [Y/N] with Terasaka, Karma with Megu, Chiba with Yada, Sugino with--"

Karasuma stared at Sugino, who was looking straight at Kanzaki.

"Sugino with Kurahashi, Maehara with Fuwa, Okano with Isogai..." Karasuma-sensei droned on for a few minutes before saying, "All right, get into your pairs and form a circle."

You sighed. Out of all people, why did I get stuck with the big brute?! I am so screwed.

Sighing, you stepped next to Terasaka into the circle.

❅Two Minutes Later❅

"Terasaka-kun, please... stop..." You gasped out as he pressed you to the ground. "Can't breathe..."

"Oh, sorry!" Terasaka blushed bright red, stood up and dusted himself off.

"All girls, move one place to the right so you have a new partner!" Karasuma-sensei yelled out. You looked to your right and saw Karma-kun. Oh no.

"Good luck with Karma-kun." Megu whispered as you moved into her place. "I'm gonna need it with this redhead." You hissed back.

"Wait!" Bitch-sensei ran out of the classroom and down to the field. "Before those brats start wrestling again..." She blew a kiss at Karasuma-sensei. "Shouldn't we demonstrate for them? Their techniques are very poor..." Bitch-sensei smiled “innocently” at her colleague.

"It's obvious she wants to do him." Hazama said from your left. You stifled your laughter. "I know right?"

"Ignore her." Karasuma-sensei waved her away, and she stomped off. "Commence wrestling again."

Karma-kun and you locked hands, immediately trying to push the other to the ground. You were suddenly aware that you were wrestling with Karma-kun, Karma-kun your crush, and loosened your grip, blushing red. Karma took the opportunity to squash you to the floor, smirking in his own trademarked way, his hand on your throat. "Give up, [Y/N]?" He kneed your arm on the floor. You sighed in defeat, but shook your head stubbornly.

"Oh dear...we have a sore loser. And what do sore losers need? Punishments." With that, he kissed you on both cheeks. "Get up." He whispered smoothly. You blushed bright red and slowly got up. "What was that for, Akabane?"

"Don't say you didn't enjoy it." Karma grinned.

"Well..." You suddenly pounced on the sadist and tackled him to the ground. "How about this?" You grabbed his waist and kissed him full on the mouth.

"You like that?" You smiled as he stood up. He rubbed his mouth, narrowing his eyes. "Up for another round?"

"Go ahead."

And you can imagine how that ended. I'm sorry, it sucked... Gomen ne~(._.)

~Lan