Person 1: Why do you always wear black?
Person 2: Because I'm ready for your funeral.
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Instead of using 'ready', you can use the word 'waiting' as an alternative.
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Comebacks
RandomAre you a loser? Do you need someone to teach you to give people some of the greatest comebacks ever? You've came to the right place. Add this book to your library and you will not regret it. I found the picture off the Internet. If you can make me...
