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jacob sarHOTorious

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now its time for our story to begin

My name is L and i wrote the beginning of the book.

B keeps calling our friend Jack, "Jacob"

B is obsessed with JAcOB

ok 4 realz here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was walking to Virginia from CAlifornia because my mom said, "no we cant move to Virginia" and i told my mom to rubber duck off and i just busted out of there.

I syopped at McDonalds like 18 gazillion times.

My mom said im fat but i wasnt sure if she meant the phat like cool or if she meant the fat like wtf julianne youve eaten too many gosh darn chezeburgers. 

My mom hurts my feelings butcha no...

so im half way to Virginia and i found jacobs address and so im ON MY WAY BABY.

ok im here now, *ding dong*

jacob answered the door

"OMQ IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB" thats what i said

and he just smiled at me with those big shiny brackets and wow i melted down the steps of his house like butter on a warm summers day. 

he looked down at me from head to toe, turned his head slightly and whispered...

"damn daniel"