ok so there was guy that came into my house with a head of lettuce in his hand and said "d00d ill pay u $4 2 b my new gurlfrand" and i was lyke "$4 WHoLe DoLLaRS that's a LOT of money" and he was like ikr and then i was like piece jakeb im going with lettuce d00d and jakeb was jus like wtf and i was like ya he's paying me $4 and then i turned to the lettuce d00d and he was in the middle of taking a selfie. then jakeb was all like nooOOOOO U CANT LEVAE MEH and then lettuce d00d grabbed another head of lettuce out of his pocket and threw it at jakeb and we drove off into the night in his lettuce green car
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Fiksi Penggemarthis is a fanfic dedicated to the ugliest 13 year old ever. this also goes out to myah
