k so I'm just chilled here like wtf man that was my 5$ and then I'm like oh yea and my boyfriend. damn aliens. alright so I flew to the moon and fought the aliens and then I punched one in the face and it like exploded and the goo was on my hand and it was like super sticky so I fell back and my hand was stuck on the moon like omg but then I'm like, not today dumb aliens and I pulled my emergency chainsaw from my back pocket and cut my hand off and then it was all bleeding and crap but I didn't care I just wanted my 5$. so I saved mark and when he tried to kiss me I stopped him with my stump of a hand and made him give me my 5$ and then I was like gotta blast and yea I kinda left my boyfriend on the moon oops. but it's ok because while I was chopping my hand off I was looking at the sun and the sun makes me think of the sun reflecting off of jakebs braces and then I was like oh sheet I caught the feels for Jakeb again and that is no good but now I'm home and I barged into the room to see myah and Jakeb packing their bags and then I'm like what the frickle frackle is going on and myah is like, jakebs parents died.
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Fanfictionthis is a fanfic dedicated to the ugliest 13 year old ever. this also goes out to myah
