First of all, you should've never introduced yourself to the Yandere.
Second, if it's one of those crazy fan girls (like us XD) RUN.
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Okay let's get started:
1. Call the police
If that doesn't work out, or the Yandere has already threatened you to not call the police, step two is in play.
2. Fight back, or make a fake promise to them.
3. If you have a level 10000 Yandere, then you're doomed.
If you are unable to do any of these tasks in order to protect yourself. Then we recommend that you invite them over, with traps and weapons all over your house. So when they go certain places inside your home, or the building, they'll get trapped. But if they try to harm you or anybody else in your house, you have weapons to use so that you can easily kill them.
Ideal Weapons To Use:
-Knives (Not too big, but ones that you can easily hide under your clothing.
-Guns (Again, DON'T BRING BIG ASS GUNS!)
-Spear (But only if they're inside of your house)
-Soul (Yes, from SOUL EATER! He's a very good weapon, but ask Maka or she'll kill you)
-Assassins (This is indeed an option in the presence of a Yandere. Especially, if they're threatening to do things to you.)
-Utensils (Forks, Spoons, or even Butter knives can save you from these crazy people! I mean, they'e highly dangerous, and what if you have no weapons. BETTER BE PREPARED ALWAYS!!!!)
-Fire (What's wrong with burning them at the stake, and making sure they rot in hell!?!?)
-Wood (Beat them over the head with it!)
-Dishes (They will break on their heads and give them a concussion if you hit them hard enough.)
-Hammer (BANG THEM, BECAUSE IT'LL HURT 'EM!)
-Rocks (STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK THEIR BONES, AND IT'LL BREAK THEIR STUPID SOULS WITH THEM!!!)
-Grenade (Just blow up the whole place, their body parts will for sure be everywhere.)
-Bare Hands and Feet (USE THE KARATE THAT YOUR PARENTS PAID FOR!)
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So, this chapter was to help you protect yourself, but if you want more... Please vote? I'm kind of begging you... Anyways, we have to go so byeee! Oh! and follow our mains.
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