me: hOLA SENIOR
I SAY UHH
IT SHOULD BE UHHHH
my friend (pink-trashuuu on dA!!! even tho she hasn't posted anything she's still awesome so watch herrrrr but not in the stalky way ok): one of the vocaloid characors x reader
me:yES
uhhh
me and her (it was on google docs):weird af cringy miku x sexy hot reader fem!dinosaur!goddess!goddess dinosaur tho!lemon!flower! read
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one day hatsune-SENPAIAIAIAIAI was preparing for a live performance on obama's toilet when suddenly she slipped ofver and fell on top of you. she screamed in a sexy japanese accent ''omg im sosossosos sorry1!1!!!!!!!''. You looked at her in the eyes, making her blush rrlly hard. she started at chu mback and kisses u sofly on the lips. suddenly the stage curtains opened and the whole crowd saw you and miku doing the dodo, the bang bang. it was verywhrere on live tv. everyone started shipping it and you and miku became lesbean waifus. then the fine bros ran in and screamed "nOOOO!!!!! SHE B MIN!! GET OF!!!!11!!!1!' they then al banged with aaron and flexed into hell, with erryoones soulds burning and their bodies, decaying in a guesome klichey way. froM UR FAV ANIMESUCHANSENPAIway. thiswas aired live in 1922 on tv for kids and for people who had no life and liked john cena smepai.
ps: my cat pooped on y dads cAAAAA yesterday on the windshelied
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ok uhh
this was on my dA (papisuu)
and i don't know what happened, honestly.
it probably isn't a good idea asking either!
YOU ARE READING
crackfics
Fanfictionok so two of these are for Vocaloidlover82 i don't know if i'll be adding onto this anymore tbh
