Darkiplier x Male Reader

Ugh.

You felt someone sit down next to you, therefore you guessed you were on a bed. A cold hand stroked your cheek.
"Oh, my darling (y/n).  You're so adorable..."
The blindfold was taken off of you and, after your eyes adjusted, you could see you were in a dark room. You looked to your right and saw Darkiplier.
Dark grinned at your confused expression. You weren't scared, just really confused.
"Darling, (p/n), I want you to know I won't hurt you and I'll keep you safe.... But you're never leaving this place. I'll let you out of these ropes if you swear on your life you won't try and escape." Dark took out your gag, still grinning.
"Ok." You said. Dark looked surprised and startled and confused.
"Wait...what?" He said.
"I said 'ok.' I agreed." You sounded unamused. Dark frowned.
"You're no fun.." Then Dark paused, and grinned wider than ever.
"I guess I'll just have to make things interesting around here~"

And that's exactly what he did.
He let you out of the bondage and you started a normal life together. Dark actually went to work and let you keep making videos.

After a few days, he started snuggling with you in bed. Like, HARDCORE snuggling. Once he started snuggling you, there was no escape. If you had to pee, he'd go with you and refuse to let go. He's occasionally made commentary as you were relieving yourself.

You made meals and cleaned the house and made videos. Life was eventful and you literally didn't care at all about the life you left behind. This was a lot more interesting to be honest.

Sometimes, when you were playing a horror game for your channel, he would sneak up behind you and scare you. Then you'd start crying, and he'd comfort you and you'd end up snuggling and watching Hetalia for an hour. Dark found Hetalia hilarious and picked up all the dirty jokes, and you found it adorable and payed attention to the cute moments.

On one fateful day, when you hadn't been able to sleep the night before, you were watching Black Butler with Dark and snuggling. You both got deep into the mysteries and the drama and the action. You snuggled closely. Then, Dark grabbed your chin gently and pulled your head up so your eyes met his.
"(y/n)..." He said, then you locked lips right as Madame Red got a chainsaw through the chest.
The kiss was sweet, yet very passionate.