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I dare Pearl and Amethyst to make Garnet unfuse, then hug Ruby and Sapphire!

Asked by PhanGirl1995

Pearl: Haha, no.
Amethyst: Haha, yes. It's too long since I've seen a small lesbian.
Pearl: You are a small lesbian.
Amethyst: Fair point. But if they unfuse, you can be the tallest one.
Pearl: Oooohhh.......
Amethyst: I think she's in.
Pearl: Let's go!
Amethyst: Alright!
Pearl and Amethyst: *run out to the barn*
Amethyst: gggaAAAARRENNNEEEETT!
Garnet: *turns around and has Peridot sitting on her head* Howdy.
Amethyst: Uhh, Peri, what are you doing on Garnets...head.
Peridot: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU CLODS!
Pearl: Okay then...Anyway, Garnet, we came here t-
Amethyst: CAN YOU UNFUSE BECAUSE A) IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I SAW THEM LIL NERDS AND B) SOMEONE ASKED US TOO AND IF WE DON'T COMPLY THEY MAY OR MAY NOT MURDER US OKAY?!
Garnet: Sure thing. *lifts a hissing Peridot off her head and places her on a box*
Peridot: Wait....she's going to unfuse?
Amehyst: Uh-huh.
Pearl: Be patient.
Garnet: *starts glowing and all of a sudden breaks into 2 smaller forms*
Ruby: WHATS GOING ON??
Sapphire: Everything's fine, Ruby, don't worry.
Peridot: *loud screaming*
Ruby: wILL YOU SHUT UP?
Peridot: *quiet screaming*
Amethyst: Ayyy, whaddup Ruby?
Ruby: Amethyst! It's been so long! Ayyy!
Sapphire: Hello, Pearl. How've you been?
Pearl: *starts talking with Sapphire*

2 hours later

Ruby: Bleck...
Sapphire: I think we need to fuse again. It's really getting late.
Amethyst: Awww, damn.
Pearl: Alright, I- wait! I almost forgot. We need to give you a hug!
Ruby: Uhh, alright.
Pearl and Amethyst: *hugs the smols*
Sapphire: Okay. Ready?
Ruby: *grins* As I'll ever be.
Sapphire: *spins into Rubys arms*
Ruby: *catches her and spins her to face her*
Sapphire: *gets dipped*
Ruby: *lifts her up and spins her around*
Ruby and Sapphire: *start glowing and form Garnet*
Garnet: Howdy. Bang!