Donutdog

Wtf is a slime

I'm Sam. I live with both my parents, two sisters and three brothers. Also I have the coolest skateboard ever. And I have the best friend ever, Evie! And the cutest and smartest dog in the world, Murray. He's the love of my life. But, when I was taking him to the park, I met another love of my life...

Chapter 1
"Bye mum!" I shouted up the stairs, and started to skate the long, long trek to school. I watched as the sun rose on the horizon. It almost made me smile, until I realised what it really meant. I have to go to school super early.
As I arrived, I wandered to my locker and shoved my skateboard inside. "Hey, Hannah!" A voice shouted from behind. I turned round and saw Evie.
"Evie! Hi
SARAH IM CARRYING ON THE STORY THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT also I found comic sans nice

Hi hannah/sam said evie (hahaha who needs punctuation)
Ill put punctuation in lateroknice after writing I changed my mind about punctuation get rekt
Evie have u done the maths homeowrk
Oh dear I totes forgottles
Evie stfu with ur scene faze
Pls its not a faze *nuzzlez* rawr
Evie pls
Stressed depressed but well dressed
EvIE NO
Hella sad but hella rad
NOOOOO
owo
AHH
ewe
STOP URSELF
:333
Check urself b4 u shrek urself evie
At this point, I, sam/hannah decided to never speak to evie again until she was out of her scene phase. I told her this.
First off bitch, its not a phase, she responded, and also my name isnt evie anymore, u have triggered me bc I identify as snailkin and demand to be known only as slimechan.
Oh shit evie are u a weeb as well u piece of shit no. Also stop urself u arent a snail what do snails even eat, like leaves and stuff.
ILL HAVE U KNOW I AM A VEGAN AND AM AGAINST ABOTION AND SUPPORT RAPE AS LONG AS IT ISNT IN POOR LITTLE ANIMALS. ALSO I AM SANILKIN STOP I AM GREAT MY PRONOUNS ARE SLIMESHE AND SLIMEHER
Evie please I saw you eat a burger earlier
TRIGGERED she yelled as she walked away

I decided to go and make some new friends, so I went to the library bc that is where everything happens in my school wait are we at school I cant remember wait let me check the first paragraph WE ARE AT SCHOOL OKAY. A thrilling saga.
So in the library there were lots of books and there was this one girl sitting in the corner like under a pile of books so I decided to leave her be and then I saw my crush....
I WAS SO SCARED TO GO OVER TO HIM, BC HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS MY EX BFFL EVIE!!!!
AND SHE WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!
I didn't know what to do, bc they were saying:
Roses are red
Snails are green
Slime is a snail
And slimeshe is my queen
I WAS VERY CONFUSED!!1!!1!
Did my crush know that he was dating a snailkin, and hye was okay with it????//??/?/
I decided that I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who is snailsexual anyway so I settled for going to the girl covered in books
Hello I said
Hello she said
Why are u under a pile of books I said
Bc I love reading so much would u like book recommendations she said
Ok I said
Nice she said
Nice I said
At this point the author decided to stop being a dick and saying said at the end of each sentence bc at that point it stopped looking like a real word.
Anyway what is ur name I asked the bookgirl
I am hannah I like books and read fanfiction I MEAN I DON'T READ FANFICTION WHAT
No kidding I am also hannah or am I sam the author is unsure
ANYWAYYYY
Book hannah said that I should read some books, and while I was looking at them I heard some barking outside
IT WAS MURRAY !!!!!1111!!!
He seemed to be in trouble so I went outside to find out what was wrong and he was bleeding except he wasn't bleeding bc it wasn't his blood
Murray whos blood is this m9
Murray went bark bc he is a dog incase u forgot not just some random fuckboi barking outside the library at school
Murray started to run away and I followed him bc I had nothing better to do now that evie was slime and my crush was dating slimeher so we ran around and then after about two minutes of running I caught up to the feral dog who wasn't feral but had been running so long that he looked it and the glorious pupper was all like barkbarkbaarkbarkabrkabkabrkbrkabakr
And I was all like pls m8 there is still school on why am I not in lessons oops im going to fail ohwell 2 late now hahahha
AND THEN
I noticed that in the corner of the courtyard (oh yeah we are in a courtyard now oops) there was a body.... AND IT WASN'T MOVING!!!!
I walked up to it scared that whoever it was wasn't dead bc
A) I don't want to be blamed
B) dead people trigger slime and I cant deal with her shet right now.
I hoped that it wasn't anyone I knew, bc then I would have to unfloow them on all social media and post a tribute to them on my instagram (follow mynameisnothannha cheeky spon) and I cba
I walked over to the body....
I gasped!!!
IT WAS SLIME!!!!111!!!1!111!!
TO BE CONTINUED......