Donutdog

saggytits zac natasha and strippers

Chapter 5???

After an undisclosed amount of time had paassed frm me and le crushles meeting famous scientist john herschel who im pretty sure is actually a william but whatevs, I went to the library to see if the bok nerd child was there bc las time her book knoledge made me feel good on the inside ;))))))

But anyway

I get there and guess who is in the library!!1111!!!!

Jacob saggytits!!!111!!!!!!

I was like daddy and OHNOITHINKHEHEARDME

Who are u said sasquatch

I am sannah (bc im too lazy to say it all and what does saggytits care about me)

Niic3 said soupytarts, buy my single sweatshirt on itunes in like a week or something

And I was like YESS DADDY ANYTHING 4 U

He then left with his sexy prepubescent ass and I went onto my instagram saggytits fan account and said GUESS WHO I JUST MET MOTERFUVKERS!!!!1 OINLY OUR lORD AND SAVIOUR JACOB SALTY TURD

And then I lookd at my comments and some IRRELEVANT EMO had called daddy a SOUPY NUGGET I MEAN COME ON.so then I made a callout post that also mentioned evie and slimeher oddness like???? Should plot happppen idkkkkkk

I am still in the library so a librarian came over and was saying that I had to get off my phone. She then saw what account I was on bc she a sneaky bitch like that and then she screeched

OMG U R @DADDYSARTORIUS ON INSTAGRAM U ARE MY FAVOURITE ACCOUNT I GET ALL MY BEST PICS OF SULTRYTREATS FROM UUUUU

I was like always nice to meet a fan, then I said do u know where I can find jrss bc I want some weed I mean friendship.

The crazy librarian said 'yes I believe she is with some nerd behind the school.

Nice I sayeded

Anyway I went out of the library to find jrss and this unnamed nerd bc even though I have been going to this school for at least three years I still only know about four peoples names right nice that makes sense.

*like half a minute later bc this school is small af*

HEY JRSS said mezlez

Hey sam/hannah YO WHATS UP

Obvs jrss was once again high.

Nothing much I just want some weed I mean friendship. Who are u talking to

THIS IS SOME NERD

Huh said me

I SAID THIS IS SOME NERD

So u don't know their name????

NO THEIR NAME IS SOME NERD.

Ok said me, that's a shit name lets give them a better one.

OK said jrss

OK 2 I said

OK 3 said the artist previously known as some nerd (rip prince btw)

Lets brainstorm names I yelled quietly at a speaking level

Ok that's cool. Said jrss

Obviously it needs puns and to say nice in it. Said the one we are naming

Me and my friends alishba and maysa the smol were @ a quiz where our team name was PUNderful, so why don't we call u PUNderfulnice

No offence sam/hannah dude but that's a shit name said jrss

Eventually we decided sandal was a good name so its sandal now.

Can I have some wed I asked jrss and sandal. Yes they said

Once I got weed I wanted to find both evies and be like ok which one of u is real slime and which one is a fake ass bitch but could I be bothered to do it this chapter,no. Could I be bothered to go to the library again and do boooks recs with the authour for my utube channel, yes

BOOK RECS WITH IRL HANNAH AND CHILL

More than this- patrick ness

The story giant-Brian pattern

Philip ardaghs books of lists for absolutely every day of the year (there is another adjective before lists I think but I cant remember it whOOPS)- philip ardargh

[come back to this later m8er]

Then it was finally the end of the day.

I remembered that I was a sk8boader bc im so #edgy so I sk8 home to my dog and my large family that I cant remember the exact size of oops

Yo sam/hannah on monday we are all going to watch civvil war and have 10/10 times u coming said (a random friend of mine who goes to a different school who for some reason was in my house) zac

YES M8 OF COURSE HOW MANY OF US ARE GOING

LIKE 15 INCLUDING EGG

Ugh does egg have to come jk I love my lil brother whos name is egg except its not but who cares.

AND GUESS WHO ELSE IS HERE said my daad, who turned around revealing a horrifiv sight!!!!!

TO BE coNTINUED YO

My dad had a plate of spaghetti in his hand wOW nice I lov that stuff but gasp It wasn't spaghetti it was a snail

I am scientist said snail

Yo bro so I have a situation basically my ffreind had her leg bitten off but it grew back but that must mean there ar two slimes john herschel said somethinf I didn't get it

Well this is real life not fantasu and we arent caught in a landslide there is not escape from the reality that is your amiga is a poor sap who wants to be a snail shes a bit weird actually but ScIENTIFICALLY I THINK SHE NEEds you to get her a shell so she can be happy thr scientific guy said

Okay bro that's cool I said

Zac who was still there said I want some action where are the ladiez

I know a place I said

Five minutes later zac and I are in a strip club with zac's face buried into a workers bust

How u doin buddy I said to zac

I cant bbrreeath sam/hannah help me dude I wanted boobs I didn't need this much boob on a tuesday wow but call me here is my number. Zac gave his number to boob lady who ate the paper

Intense boobage

Someone enters from outside the strip club wow nice

Who are you I said

Im natasha I work here as security she said

Whoops said zac ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Natasha went past to heidi lustyheatheat (the stripper who ate zac's phone number nice)

HEIDI I told you to stop eating boy's phone numbers honestly this is the last time im going to tell you it's a danger to yiour health your deepthroating skills are going to fail

Sorry miss whoops heidi said and she went off into the club to meet isis lustythong her buddy aka maysa nice

So natahsa do you want to come with me and zac and his buddies to the cinema bring isis/maysa she seems cool

Sure she said

Cool I said

Zac do you want to go back into the strip club I said

I thought youd never ask he said