Being the responsible person that I am, I let my kids play in a parking lot after dark. Who ever knew they would go missing? Okay so I have two theories. First, they finally became self reliant and stopped sucking up the $109 that I am receiving from the government on a weekly basis even though I am not looking for a job. Second, they started working for McDonalds and the small one, I think his name was Gage, accidentally stuck his hand into a deep fryer and had to go the hospital where he received an expensive bill that he will expect me to pay and I will refuse because I think it's time that we teach 8 year olds how to work and pay their own bills. Later that day, I received a notice that said that I will no longer receive welfare because of 'being completely irresponsible' and 'a danger to my children' sure, sure, I believe you. I decided to find a job, then I realized, like so many other people, that I am to lazy and, I will never ever work, ever!
Three weeks later.....
I found my kids and decided that I should just mug people as a job. Bye everybody!
Such a satisfying ending
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RANDOM STORY!
AléatoireTHE RANDOMNESS IS REaL I've heard of a lot of stories that are completely random on Wattpad, so I thought that it would be fun to pour out the contents of my brain into a story this is not important, you just wasted 4 seconds of your life :)
