a.n.:
so i kno i hav ben ded 4 a long time but todai i am here so b happy nd i have lernd sum grammer nd speling so yay
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*time skip // 6 yrs*
church man: say i do lil bich
new boy from nort carlolina: jezuz clam down, church man
same girl (one who wuz ew): omg *cri*
new boy: oh no, girl. y u cri?
same girl: bc dis wuz mai weding nd church man cll me lil bich
new boy: dn't wory, girl. church man is lil bich *say in wisper*
church man: lil bich i fokin swer say i do rn or u catch deez hands
new boy: i do
same girl: i don't.
crowd: omg
new boy: omg
mom: omg
dad: omg
old boy (one from cali): omg, ayy lmao
church man: lil bich i sed say i do not i don't. runneth up, bich. u finna catch deez hands
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omg dat wuz so crazy
find out if girl rlly catch deez hands in part 6
*also I wood lyke 2 anser questun a lot of ppl hav asked*
questun: iz bok tru?
anser: yes, tanks 4 questun. dis all happen 2 a lady name berta. she iz ded now bc the bEEP BEEP hONK HONK car kill her nd she ded. teh boi, teh church man, nd teh new boi iz all tru. also, a lot of ppl hav ask if diz bok iz joke. nO! I TELL U DIS IZ NO JOKE. I CRI EVRYDAY WHEN WRITE DIS BOK BC SO SAD. IF U HAV LMAO WHEN U RED DIS BOK SHAME ON U BC DIS IZ VARY SAD AND BERTA GOT CALLED EW AND LIL BICH AND SHE NO DESERVE DIS TYPE OF DISREZPECT.
YOU ARE READING
socks
Romancethey say: "follow your heart", but if your heart is in a million pieces, which piece do you follow?
