Mad Batter

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"hello? "

"it's me."

"really?"

"hey it's a good song. anyways what do you want? "

"tell me what you want, what you really really want! "

"...."

"..."

"was that a spice girls song? "

"why yes, yes it was."

[ bursts into laughter ]

"what? did i do something funny?"

"you....listen.... to Spice Girls? and you judge my choice of song."

"stop laughing! and hey when you live with a bunch of girls and only have one brother, you just go with their music."

"wow, and how many siblings do you have?"

"5 sisters and only 1 brother."

"woah, that's a lot."

"yep, and i guess that andrea is your only sister?"

"ding ding ding, you got it right, you win a car!"

"were you impersonating opera?"

"no i was impersonating ellen."

"was that sarcasm?"

"nooooo."

"i'm cheesed."

"what?"

"i'm cheesed, it's an expression that me and my friends use."

"my friends and i."

"oh shut up smart ass."

"i'm the smart ass?"

"no i'm the smart ass."

"i see how it is."

"the tables have turned bitch!"

"well screw you then."

"so i-did you just hang up on me?"

[ hangs up. ]

"i'm all by myseeeeeeelf."

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Authors note |

This chapter is dedicated to one of my good guy friend. Since he always uses this expression, so I thought why not put this in?

Well anyways, don't forget to vote, comment and follow me for more updates!

Anon