"reese? it's like twelve in the morning, why are you calling m-"
"maria! hoooow arrgh youu?"
"reese? are you okay?"
"HAHA ARGH! I'M A PIRATEEE!!"
"reese you're kinda scaring me, where are you?"
"I'MMMMM ONNN A BOATTT, ARGH!!"
"reese, where are you? i'm going to find you."
"IIIIIMM ON A PIIRRATE SHIP! WHERES DA BOOTY AT??"
"reese you're an idiot, i'm going to find you, where are you?"
"HAHAHA LOOK IT SAYS BREASTENT AVENUEEEEE."
"breasent? you mean cresent? it's not far, reese stay there, i'm going to you."
"...."
"he hung up, that drunk little bast-"
"HEHEHE JUST KIDDING!!"
"i'm so done with your drunken state already."
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Mad Batter
Short Storyin which a simple call between a baker and a caller which leads to romance? or just cake? ••• cover made by fluffyoranges-
