EXO kapag naging waiter sa isang restaurant.
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GULL: Waiter! Waiter!
SUHO: Yes ma'am? Ano po ang order nyo? *angelic smile*
GULL: __________________ *insert your order*
SUHO: Ok po ma'am!
G: Waiter! Eto po order ko ____________
LAY: Ok po!
(After some mins, bumalik si Lay)
LAY: uh, hehehe. Ano po ulit order nyo?
G: *facepalm*
G: Waiter! Pa-follow up po nung order ko ang Tagal Ho Kasi eh.
CHANYEOL: Ah. Hehehe. Ako Chanyeol, *derp smile* *bites your shoulder* Hehee. I'm find thank you *le derpin' here, le derpin' there, le derpin everywhere* hehehe.
G: Kuya, katakot ka.
CHANYEOL: Di nga? *derp smile*
G:Waiter! Waiter!
BAEK: Yes ma-- WAIT MA'AM!
G: Uh? Bakit?
BAEK: DI PO PANTAY EYELINER NYO! HALIKA NGA PO AT AAYUSAN KO KAYO. ^_^
G: Waitress! Waitress!
LUHAN: W-w-what?! WAITRESS?! No-manly ako, di ako iiyak. Manly ako, manly ako, manly ako--HUWAHAHAHAHA AJUJUJUJU T_T *cries a river*
G: Waiter!
SEHUN: Yeth ma'am?
G: Isa nga pong Bubble Tea. ^_^
SEHUN: O______O (D.O. Eyes AKTIBEYTED) B-Bubble tea?! Ako rin po!!!
G: Di ba ikaw yung waiter?
SEHUN: Edi mago-order ako tha tharili ko! Ay tanga Lang mithth?
G: Waiter! Waiter!
KAI: Oh, yes miss sexy? *licks&bites lips*
G: _____ *insert food*
KAI: Sure ma'am. Pero gusto nyo po ba ng bonus? *winks*
G: Huh?
KAI: Meet me at ______ *insert hotel* at ______ *insert time*. OK?
G: Waiter!
D.O.: O_____O yes ma'am? O______O
G: Waiter!
TAO: Yes ma'am-- O____O OH MY.
G: Bakit po?
TAO: IS THAT GUCCI?!
G: Waiter!
KRIS: ETO?! Etong taong 'to, magiging waiter?! Btch please, masyado akong pogi. (a/n: ang hangin ni Kris)
G: Waiter!
XIUMIN: Yes ma'am?
G: *insert your order*
XIUMIN: OK po ma'am!
(After some minutes)
XIUMIN: *bigay sayo ng plato, kutsara, tinidor, baso na walang laman na pagkain.*
G: Ba't walang pagkain 'to?!
XIUMIN: *dumighay*
G: Alam na. -___-
G: Waiter!
CHEN: yes ma'am? Ano po order ninyo?
G: *order*
CHEN: OK Ma'am!
(After some mins)
CHEN: eto na po order nyo!
G: Ha? Eh Hindi naman to yung order ko ah?
CHEN: *TROLOLOL*
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Date: Aug. 12, 2013
