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Knock Knock Jokes

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Joke..

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Coz u will laf hard..
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Coca Cola"
"Coca Cola who?"
"Coca Cola na sana ang yong minahal."

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"The cow goes"
"The cow goes who?"
"No, the cow goes moo"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Bohol"
"Bohol who?"
"Bohol of me, loves Bohol of you"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Joanna"
"Joanna who?"
"I Joanna close my eyes, I Joanna fall a sleep cause I miss you baby"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Pogi o Magandang Bingi"
"Pogi o Magandang Bingi who?"
"Ano sabi mo?paulit nga?"
(Haha gets niyo)

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Anyone"
"Anyone who?"
"E-e-e-e-e-e Anyone"
(2ne1)

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Come back to me"
"Come back to me who?"
"Come back to me-bok ang puso, wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Difference and Differences"
"Difference and Differences who?"
"I'll difference and you'll differences, its a love story baby just say yes"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cheezewhiz palaman sa tasty"
"Cheezewhiz palaman sa tasty who?"
"Kerimay, Kerimay no it can read my pokerface!!
(Cheezewhiz palaman sa tasty)..haha

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"River boat"
"Riverboat who?"
"River boat young when I first saw you"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Kim Chiu"
"Kim Chiu who"
"Kim Chiu hear the boom (x100)"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Motor"
"Motor who?"
"Kim Chiu hear my, broom broom broom broom ehh"
(Hahahahha gets niyo ulit?)

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Jollibee and KFC"
"Jollibee and KFC who?
"If our loveee,my jollibee why are you my KFC!"
(Kanta yan yung..Clarity by Zedd)

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Hu"
"Hu who?"
"Why are you crying?"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Julius"
"Julius who?"
"What?? julUSEless or julUSEful??"..

Haha thank you very much...