You were walking in the White House Garden, admiring the beautiful spring flowers.
"You're almost as hot as the wall I'm going to build" You hear behind you . You turn around, and see him. His delightfully orange skin, and greasy white hair puts you in a trance.
"I know I'm beautiful, I really am." Donald said. He started walking toward you, your hair starts flowing in the the wind, and you blush.
"D-Donald" You stutter out "Kiss me"
He kisses you. His breath tastes like saltines and bologna. It's amazing.
"I love you, I really do." He says quietly. "Let's build a wall together" he says seductively, and drags you into his room, his tiny hands fitting perfectly in yours.
BING BING
BONG BONG BONG
(The End)
