A man named Daryl thinks tht his wife is pregnant and is having a special lunch with her.
Daryl: ok when she comes ill give u the signal and you come and sing
Singer: ok but how much im gettin paid?
Daryl hands him $10
Singer: u no i do vallet to and they trippn. So can u hook a brotha up?
Daryl hands him another 10 a d tells him to leave. Then his wife Carrol came.
Daryl: hi honey
Carrol: hi
Daryl: (pulls out chair) here lets sit down
Carrol: i got the news and i-
Daryl:(stands up) your pregnant!!
Singer: havin my bay-bae
Carrol: no im no-
Singer: ugh
Carrol: SIR!!!!
Singer: umph
Carrol: SIR PLZ STOP!!!!
Daryl: stop
Carrol: im not pregnant
Daryl: oh well wats up then
Carrol: i got the promotion
Singer: movin on upah.... To the Eastside yea
Carrol: im gunna hurt him
Meanwhile at the prison Kalvin's friend Percy cane to pick him up
Percy: man imma get my mans Kal out of prison, make sure he have a good time
Kalvin: where is this fool
Percy pulls up listenin to 50 cent
Percy opens the door and accidentaly hits Kalvin in the face
Percy: where he go
Kalvin: PERCY!!!!!
Percy: im swry kal-
Kalvin: YOU STUPID!!!!
Percy: but u no u like 2ft-
Kalvin: hey im height challenged
Percy: whats tht
Kalvin: its better than bein brain challenged lik u
As they get closer to town Percy tells Kalvin about their new job
Percy: so the boss want us to steal a diamond
Kalvin: how much we gettin
Percy: check it, we gettin $100,000
Kalvin: wow thts a big loot
Percy: i know i can start my new record label. Here(shows Kalvin his tape) listen to my first single
The tape plays.........
Percy: check the lyrics..........
"I take u to the butcher shop
Let u check out the meats i got
Girl if u want i can guve u red hots
And if u Jewish ill give dred loxs aye"
Kalvin: to Percy........thats 50 cent
Percy: no, 50 tlk abt candy. I tlk abt meat, thts a hole nuvah level. But yo Kal u need to jus stop hatin and settle dwn stop wit the girls jus find 1 abd settle dwn
Kalvin:(slapsPercy)😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡let me tell u sumthin abt love.....i never had it i dnt want it and i dnt need it
Percy: 😢well u dnt gotta keep hittin me Kal
The boys get to the jewelry store and get dwn to business
Percy pulls out his gun and Kalvin gets mad
Kalvin: PERCY WAT R U DOIN😁
Percy:(loads gun) im abt to rob a jewelry store☺
Kalvin: how many times i gotta tell u(slaps Percy) no guns
Percy: well u dnt gotta keep hittin me Kal
Kalvin: well sometimes i gotta smack some sense into u
Percy put Kalvin in a bag and walks into the store. One of the jewelers comes to him and the robbery was in progress
Jeweler: how may i help u
Percy: hi im Percy P from PP records in association with GO GET A GURL ENTERTAINMENT, I'm here to pick up some jewelry for one of my artists
Meanwhile Kalvin found the diamond and takes it
Jeweler: well wat do u want Percy P😉?
Percy: i like the wat u sd my name but i will take all of the above ill have one of my men come pick it up becuz i gotta be somewhere
Meanwhile a lady drops hers dog and it gets in the bag with Kalvin. When Percy picks the bag up Kalvin turns in a flashlight and the dog barks
Jeweler: ok bi
Lady: he stole my dog
Jeweler: omg the diamond its gone
Percy runs out while 911 is called
Percy: come on Kal
Percy starts the car but it had a boot on it and they get out and run. Meanwhile at the thrift store.
Daryl: lets get some tests
Carrol: i was stressed this morning thts y i was throwing up
Daryl: dnt say wrds lik stress its not good for the baby
Carrol: Daryl.....theres no baby
Kalvin and Percy run into the store with the cops behind them
Kalvin ditches the diamond in Carrol's purse them the police leave without finding Percy and Kalvin
Percy: wheres the diamond?
Kalvin: i had to ditch it
Percy: where???
Kalvin:(pointing at Carol) in her purse.
Percy: lets go get it!
Kalvin and Percy get a cab and follow Daryl and Carrol home.
