Carrol and Daryl get in the house with Percy and Kalvin not tht far behind. They open up the window and listen to the conversation
Carrol: hi dad
Pops: hey baby gurl
Carrol: who's the best daddy in the whole wide world?!
Pops: i am
Daryl mocks wat Carrol says
Carrol: u can do better! Whos the best daddy in the whole wide world?
Pops: IM THE BEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!
Daryl walks in the livig room with Carrol and Pops
Pops: so whats the big news?!
Carrol: daddy.....😊 I got the promotion
Pops: good. Soon youll have enough money to leave tht bum(points to Daryl)
Carrol: daddy he's not a bum
Pops: o really, what man gives the wiman he loves a ring wit no diamond in it. You see at first i thought u were gunna tell me tht u let this 1 enpregnate u but i see now tht this man dnt got any bullets in the chambah
Daryl: whats all tht wats tht supposed to mean?
Pops: u heard me, ur cookin with a wet noodle......... Ur sperm has fallen and it cant get up!
Daryl: Hey i have u no im hittin tht every nite
Pops: hey thts my daughter u tlkin bout!
Carrol: guys!!!! well have a baby wen the times rite dad
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Kalvin: what r we gunna do?
Percy: well they did say they wanted a baby!
Kalvin: naw! I aint dressin up lik no baby!
A couple hours later Kalvin was dressed up lik a baby and ready to go in
Kalvin: hey im in i get the diamond and im out so stay close!
Percy: aww u look so cute
Kalvin slaps Percy
Percy: in out😤😖😒
Percy rings the doorbell
A dog comes and pees on Kalvin then Daryl comes outside
Daryl: honey theres a baby on the doorstep
Carrol: omg who wud leave a baby---
Daryl: here's a note
"Pweez looooke aftwer kalvin we woozint ablay to keep hem"
Daryl: wow his parents must have been crack heads
Daryl picks him up and smells the dog pee and they come in the house
Carrol: dad look what we found on the doorstep
Pops: what is it...........a boy or a girl
Daryl: i think its a boy
Pops: well whatever it is it smell lik piss
Carrol: well i think Gannett left some diapers upstairs
Daryl: don't ur dad got some diapers
Pops: i heard tht young fella, i dnt wear no diapers
Daryl takes the diaper of in the kitchen counter
Daryl: woa
Pops:woa
Carrol: wat is it- woa
Kalvin winks at Carrol
Carrol: im gunna call chold services
Daryl: yea u do tht
Pops: tht ain't no baby, thts a pornstar
Kalvin fake whines and then unexpectedly coughs so Carrol and Daryl take kalvin to the hospital
