My mom never liked you

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Once upon a time deer  waes a peace of corn named Donald Trump. He waes so badass dat all dem Oder veggies were like Mmmmm id like to be dat guy. One day he waes Rodin on his motor one day and his song cald work came on da radio. He starded dancin to it and started losing all him shit and do dem corn kennels stuck in dat tree. He eventually grew tiny littdle  moles and started walking on dem. Den after dat all dem veggies dat wanted to be him were now like Mmmmmmm I do the not want be da him anymore. 

                                 Da The

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