I walked into the bright lights of the arena. Spontaneously I strolled to the floor, realizing I was way to early and probably shouldn't have snuck in, I took a nap.
"Hey hey wake up sleeping booty"
"Da funk? Me?"
My eyes didn't fully adjust at first,but when they did I saw him. OMG Matty Healy I love him.
I screamed
"For crying out loud settle down"
And I did. We talked for a while and I discovered that we shared friends in Soho. After taking for five more hours he touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky then he decided purple just wasn't for him. So he left "bye hoe" he said in his accent then left.
This is a joke it's not serious so don't go on this book for a real fanfic for I'm much to lazy to write one
