Forever Alone... NOT!!! (A One Direction FanFic)

Rant Of The Year...

OKAY SO I'M NOT LIKE BITCHING YOU GUYS OUT OR ANYTHING JUST WHEN I'M SICK I GET REALLY HYPER AND I ALSO DRANK A LOT OF SODA SO YEAAAAAAH.... OH AND THIS STORY IS TOTAL BULLSHIT! I HATE THIS BOOK. IT'S GROSS AND UNNATURAL. AND VERY UNNECESSARY. AND UNCOOL. AND UN... UN..... UN.. ERM..... WELL IT SUCKS MONKEY BALLS. BTW JUST TO INFORM YOU, I WILL NOT BE APOLOGIZING FOR MY LANGUAGE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT OR CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN GO FUCK A DUCK AND LIKE IT. NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED BY NOW, I'M A BITCH AND I'M WEIRD. AND STRANGE. AND UNCOOL. AND UNNATURAL. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M A PIECE O' SHIT. AND I HONESTLY DON'T GIVE A PIG'S ASS WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. ALSO MY FRIENDS ARE WEIRD SO THEY COMMENT WEIRD SHIT. LIKE EMILY THINKS WONTONS ARE DABOMBDIGGITY HA HA AND TONI'S NAME IS FUCK FACE. SO SUCK A DICK. YOU SOME JUSTIN BIEBER, MILEY CYRUS LOOKIN' MOTHAFUCKAS. haha 21 Jump Street. NOW GOODBYE BIOTCHES. BTW COMMENT NAMES YOU (the readers) WANNA BE CALLED AND MAYBE I'LL GIVE A SISTER/BROTHA SOME BEER AND PUT HIM/HER IN DA STOREY NOW PEACE GABY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!-_-