I am completely qualified to be giving life advice because I've made it this far!!!
1. Don't die. It's bad for your health
2. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice so they wonder how you did it
3. You only have this one try so don't f**k it up
4. You can't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive (Van Wilder references)
5. Just do it!!!!!!!!!!
6. If you love someone, tell them. They need to know!!!
7. Yes, it is poisonous. Eat it anyways
8. When in doubt, slap a fool
9. Don't trust the potato
10. Don't judge me monkey (if you know where that line came from give yourself a hug and drop it in the comments)
11. You exist to find your reason to live
12. It's okay to cry
13. Love with all your heart
14. If it feels right, try it out
15. You are who you are. No one can change that. Be proud of who you are
(You see what I did there? I got all emotional on you guys. Deal with it!!!)
