Hello I am back I am here with a story about moi (me in french), I am from wonderland, you've probably already guessed that by my username but I am NOT the Queen of hearts I am Chishire Cat's daughter (wow I think I spelled my dad's name wrong) btw he is NOT a cat that is just his nickname.
I also get riddlish lesson because according to my dad I don't speak it well...ugh but I try
Oh great, Sizzling rattlesnakes, and salamander tongues, they twist and turn, till you can't speak a squeak!!!
(*Translation* oh great, I can't even talk the "cat got my tongue")
Oh sorry do you understand that?
I was born in April 1st (Same as April Fools...hmmm...I wonder why... oh well I guess I'll never know)
Until now I live in the human world to teach you humans about us...btw I see I am famous, in movies, books, magazines, posters, and more so I'm guessing it's working, but they are wrong about Alice...she did not spot the White Rabbit and fell through the burrow, I mean who does that? Alice was the daughter of one of the most fiercest Warriors...um duh!!!
Her full name was Alice Andrina Slash
(Andrina: means warrior) the movie Alice in wonderland movie by Tim Burton was actually the most accurate movie about our parents, but I never seen a movie about us...curious
Huh, but there is always a first time for every thing...right?
Guess Who is celebrating their 1,639th birthday this year....I AM YAY!!!
#Me4ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever
&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever ( should I stop?) &ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever(Yeah I should)&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever&ever
So you get the point...anywho I am excited about April
Well gotta go bye
Signing off for today:
3:44pm
March 11th 2016
YOU ARE READING
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
RandomStory By: 123QueenOfHearts Oh GREAT now you made me HAVE TO write. Now I have to find how to entertain you...ugh!!! Let's see now hmm....OH I KNOW...MUAHAHAHA
