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OMG APRIL 1st

Hellooooooooooo! Everyone guess what! My dad offered me a coupon for a ride in the crazy jungle (a boat ride) and I almost had my head ripped off it was AWESOME. A pixie then asked for my dad's name and he got mad because COME ON WHO WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM! Btw we went to visit the great Leaning Tower of Pizza it was delicious experience. So sorry if I hadn't talked to you guys for a long time we'll at least you now know why.

I also think I should tell you about school, in class I was voted most sneaky and my best friend Maddie Hatter was voted most insane. (I just found out that so inaccurate show Ever After High actually guessed my friends name that is crazy.) I was also called "fat kitty" because of all the pizza I ate had a bad result.

Here is what they said:

Bullies: hey you what happened to you? Looks like you are now a fat kitty

Me: Oh yeah? At least I can lose weight, I don't know if you can lose a rude personality that easily

And I glared like I meant it and oh hey I have a question:

Is there anything you want me to talk about?

Thank you

Signing off for today:
7:15 pm
April 17 2016

((Author Note: My real Brithday is on May 14))