How to get a job as a Emelz

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Change your name to EMELZ
Make friends with the coolest gals around and know how blessed you are to have them
If you are older then 5 go back in time and start watching Keeping up with the Kardashians (this is how you learn to be sassy)
Also while you are still 5 start reading People magazine
Never become interested in cartoons or Disney

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