School :)

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School is a place,where you wish to go when its your vacations... but when you start going to school you wish that it was still the summer vacation :P there are alot of memories which you cannot forget about school when you grow up :)

1. teacher: how can we keep the school clean?" Me: by staying home :p

2. school days: soo much to do but soo little time.. Holidays: nothing to do soo much time.

3. i dont hate school. i just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning :P

4. that moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers and you accidently make an eye contact.

5. NO ipods are allowed in school.. and you r like : yeah like eminem  is going to rap me all the answers.

6.   short horror story: school next month!!!

7. 6 things we say at school:

    1. i am tired.      2. i am cold     3. i dont get it.    4. i am hungry.    5. what time is it?      6. i want to go home!

8. how i end a class presentation: so.......umm....yeah....

9. avoiding eye contact with your teacher hoping you wont get called.

10. we all have that one teacher that says DONT PACK UP you still have 24 seconds left..

11. if tumbler twitter and facebook were school subjects then my parents would be very proud of me :)

12.  Group Project: one does the work and all get credit :P

13. *teacher leaves room during the test* Elementary school: hey can I have a pencil?     High School: YO! whats the answer to NUMBER 1?

14. S.C.H.O.O.L    where you cant see happy faces

15. that moment when you get to class late and still your teacher isnt there :P

16. In your bed its 6:00am. you close your eyes for five mins and its 7:45.............. at school its 1:30pm you close your eyes for five minutes its still 1:30 !!!

17. that awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking " did i really look like that all day at school"

18. another day has gone and the next has started but i didnt use algebra.... like seriously what is the use of learning stuff when you cant use them in your daily life!!

19. if Monday had a face i would break it

20. i hate it when i understand something after the TEST.

21. ME: i think i am dying!!....... MOM: i dont care you are still going to school.

22. i miss those days when homework was just colouring.

23. parents: you use the computer too much its like you are addicted to it. ME: okay can i go out?    Parents: NO..

24. you go to school nothing happens.. you miss one day 7 fights, tupac come back, school had a blackout and Rihanna performed in the cafetaria.

25. school is a jail. classes are the cells. teachers are the security guards. And we are the PRISONERS.

26. teacher:" would you like to share it with the class"... You: "obviously not thats why i whispered!"

27. " Can i copy your homework?" " yeah but the answers are probably wrong" "i dont care thanks"

28. school is pointless! English? we speak it.. History? they are dead get over it.... Maths? we have calculators.... Spanish: we have Dora :P

29. Rule of Math: if it seems easy you are doing it wrong!

30. Substitute teacher: does your normal teacher let you do that?" Students: YES!!!

31. Me: lets start the home work" * 4 hours later* Me: lets start the homework.

32. its funny how you get an A on the test you grade goes up like 2 percent. but if you get an F on the test your grade goes down like the Titanic.

33. how do you uninstall school?

34. S.C.H.O.O.L = SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS OF OUR LIVES!!!

35. Alarm Clock: cause every morning should began with a heart attack.

36. i press clear on my calculator a thousand times just to make sure its clear :P

37. i can remember the song lyrics from 2006 but not the whatever maths formula we did yesterday :P

38." Fight!"....."Where??"   *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS*

39. H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

40. 1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over the sofa, runs a marathon, swims the Atlantic Ocean, pushes mom. grabs phone............ "K"

41. Teacher: turn in your home work. Me: did we had home work?!

42. taking a well deserved break after writitng the title of your assignment.

43. Funniest thing in a class: teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

44. Hardest thing ever? controlling your laugh on serious times.

45. i wish there was a pen that could copy and paste

     

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