Tony Is Depressed

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(A/N: By the way, there are no couples at the moment in this, but there will be Pepperony stuff in this chapter!)

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

[Thor is online]

Tony: *depressed sigh*

Thor: WHY HELLO THERE MISTER STARK AND MISTER ROGERS!

Steve: Hello Thor

Tony: *sighs louder hoping for attention*

Steve: How's it going?

Tony: I'M BEING ALL DEPRESSED AND UPSET HERE! NOTICE ME!

Thor: MISTER STARK YOU HAVE STOLEN MY WAY OF SPEAKING!

Steve: ugh what is the matter Ton?

Tony: it's Pepper!

Thor: MISTER STARK I AM SURE WE ALL HATE SOMETHING BUT YOU COULD JUST TRY SALT IS YOU DON'T LIKE PEPPER!

Steve: dude what's the matter?

Tony: well, the fact you just called me dude, and...

Steve: mmh?

Tony: Pepper! first she flirts with me then the next day she completely ignored me! like, we nearly kissed last week then she acts like nothing happened!

Thor: MY APOLOGIES SIR, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT A DIFFERENT PEPPER!

Steve: you like pepper?

Tony: *sigh* yes

Steve: then tell her!

Tony: since when did capsicle become an expert on love?

Steve: shut up

Tony: make me

Steve: oh i will!

Tony: oh i bet!

Thor: MISTER STARK AND MISTER ROGERS WILL YOU PLEASE DO ME THE GREATEST HONOUR OF ACTING LIKE THE GREAT GENTLEMEN YOU ARE!

[Pepper has turned off invisibility]

Tony: uh hey pepper

Pepper: Hey love ;)

[Tony is private messaging Steve]

Tony: See what I mean?

Steve: dude... i mean Tony, just ask her out!

[Tony has stopped private messaging Steve]

Pepper: Tony i saw the messages

Tony: what? how?

Pepper: i was just invisible, i could still see what you were saying

Tony: *facepalms*

Steve: DUDE GO GET HER! SHE'S TOTALLY INTO YOU BRO!

Tony: no. just no steve.

Pepper: :-/

Thor: PEPPER POTTS, I THINK MISTER STARK HAS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

Tony: uh pepper, i've liked you for a while, will you do me the honour of going on a date with me?

Pepper: Sure! :D

Tony: oh it's okay, i understand, you obviously dont like me back

Tony: wait

Tony: what

Tony: oh right

Tony: um cool

Tony: STEVE AND THOR, THIS STAYS BETWEEN US OKAY?

[Bruce has turned off invisibility]

[Natasha has turned off invisibility]

[Clint has turned off invisibility]

[Fury has turned off invisiblity]

Bruce: lol

Natasha: lol

Clint: lol

Fury: L to the motherfuckin O to the motherfuckin L

[Tony has disbanded the chatroom]

[The chatroom is now empty]

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